Junk Mail

I've received many of these 'gobbledygook' junk mails over the last little while, but on this one occasion, instead of simply deleting the thing cold without sio much as looking at it I actually took a peek at the contents. The mail was titled "relic" and this was the body of the text prior to the 'actual' advertisement:

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That's some pretty decent free verse if I do say so myself. The syntax is a little off, but with a tweak here and there I'm sure this baby could sing.

mike